• Avid Amoeba
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    1 month ago

    I suppose keying them is a criminal offence?

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      1 month ago

      These vans know every time the driver sneezes so Amazon can dock their pay for unsafe driving. These things have a million cameras inside and out.

      So basically, wear a mask.

    • Daniel QuinnOP
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      Well, given that parking in a bike lane carries a hefty fine, and that the cops don’t seem to care, it’s unlikely that they’d be around to notice or choose to do anything about scratched paint or a broken headlight.

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        I’m just thinking from perspective of type of offence. In Canada you can park in the middle of the road and that’s a non-criminal offence. You’re getting a fine if someone is bothered to write you up. Purposefully keying a vehicle on the other hand is vandalism, which is a criminal offence. If you get caught, you’d get a record and potentially worse than a fine. It’s a different level of punishment.

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        1 month ago

        The vans are surveillance vans, you do this and amazon is definitely recording you

        That having been said, I think relieving the vans of all of their tire air would not be considered permanent damage.

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          That’s a good point actually. Amazon is much more likely to care about a van that can’t deliver than some scratched paint.

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      1 month ago

      “Oh nooo, my bike handle accidentally smashed into the van while I was avoiding the obstacle in the bike lane.”

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        “And I forgot to tape the outer most part or my handle bar, so it is just the bare metal”

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      1 month ago

      Just photograph the van from both angles and send the photos to the local traffic authorities.