-Sounding like a bowl of Rice Krispies when you get up in the morning.

-You start having pains in parts of your body that you previously didn’t even know existed.

-Looking forward to having a nap mid-day.

-Farts can no longer be trusted.

-Running out of room in your medicine cabinet.

-When going to a party with your friends you bring salad instead of alcohol and leave early so you can still get a good nights rest.

-You spend most of your free time caring for your lawn and mowing even though it doesn’t need it.

-You don’t care what most of your wardrobe looks like so long as it’s comfortable.

-You look forward to Bingo night every week and have a large selection of Bingo dabbers in multiple colors.

-The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.