I encourage your enthusiasm for writing and suggest you just forget about the old site. You can bookmark important conversations/announcements. We don’t have all them niche discussions, but folks such as them can get fucked.

[insert picture of the u.s. White House I am too much of a topside overpass troll to bother]

I fear for our youth, who do not understand basic image manipulation for meme creation

Counterpoint: avoid chain stores and just grow a giant cheese. You won’t just throw away that mold huh, Imiselda?

Tell me that doesn’t work. Someone tell this person to tell me that doesn’t work. I have been watching MASH the last three days and I know a lot. Does that work though?

“Two found dead in flooded basements”

Both more concise and more clear. Since you seem to dislike both pedantry and clarity.

She, the demon and the dog are all SCPs, holding each other in symbiotic containment.

It’s called a double back meme craptacular. Jerry S invented this in the 90s but he pulled back when the NSA said no no no. Documented in the knowledge fight podcast

(That was a lie)

The city of Cincinnati needs to rethink its priorities. Dig up central parkway and finish the subway. Oh sorry, I do love getting trapped at the lockland split, or the lateral, or my favorite: colerain and Galbraith. But nah

Can’t trust anybody who doesn’t build an offline only mode into their always online crap. I see a resurgence of the Luddites incoming. Get your old dot matrix printers going.

Somehow not giving a fuck but I want you to glue up

Meant to say glow

But now I want everyone covered in pretty glue, stat

Okey donkey i hope you don’t be a dick in the future

Get this DLC: can’t sleep because your body feels weird

Why you say that? Fascism will consume your ideology. We should probably tell them gently to stop that

You’re not helping yourself with the general broad stereotypes about women. Republicans and Democrats, processing is over there. This is efficiency in fascism, after all

What?

So you think Alf was a tradwifehubbs who only ate cats when necessary or for the joke

Yeah, I guess, it wasn’t a funny show

Women everywhere don’t like getting yelled at, and this meme is yelling at women. Might actually influence the men in their lives perhaps, somehow.

I’ve fled to Maine a few times but I was too focused on finding lobster shenanigans for all that human drama. Then I still had to flee from Maine because Kentucky bourbon clearly hits different at that latitude

/s

I can smell your weird skin and hair. Are you familiar with feline scatological health creams? I have samples!