I I’m pretty sure that’s a Chihuahua, not a kitty.

I was wondering if it was filmed with a 2000s razr.

No thank you.

I think you might be a bit lost, buddy.

People have weird ideas on what blonde is. My SO has straight up auburn hair, but so many people call it strawberry blonde for some reason unbeknownst to us.

Stacy Cruz would beg to differ.

It’s because you have to wash it with cold water. Hot water will basically cook semen and make it much harder to wash out.

Have you told her how that phrasing affects you? She can’t change what she says if she doesn’t know it bothers you.

Also, have you talked to her about why she wants things to finish up? Being done fucking could be for several different reasons, and some of those could be addressed so she doesn’t want it to stop.

For my wife it’s because she gets sore if we go a while, and wants to finish before things start hurting, so I know it’s time to grab the vibe to push her over the edge (something like 80% of women struggle to orgasm from penetration alone).

It might not be that. My wife used to say stuff like that, but that’s because after ~10-15m she starts to get sore. Basically she’s asking me to hurry up while she’s still enjoying it.

She does phrase it better now, saying things like, “I want you to cum for me,” or, “I want you to fill me up,” which does help mentally.

She’s not. That’s untreated body dysmorphic disorder.

People like that will never be happy with their looks until they address the root cause instead of finding unethical doctors to butcher them.

I’m not sure this is the right community for this gif.

Lia Lin

If you’re familiar with her work you’d know this isn’t rare at all.

If the answer is no for anyone, they just haven’t done it right.

Just a friendly suggestion, but using the middle and ring finger instead of the middle and index works a lot better.

You’d almost have to intentionally search for toys these days that aren’t silicone, abs, glass, or metal, though.

Just a warning for anyone looking to get it done: Make sure you don’t let the doctor start if you’re not completely numb. An anesthesia free vasectomy isn’t fun.

Gotta up your kegel game, my dude.

You can actually get anal plugs that have ball bearings in them that bounce around as you move, so you get vibration without electric parts.

But ultimately, it’s just something you’ve gotta try a few different things until you find something that works for your body. There’s a few hundred silicone prostate massagers out there.

The way I searched was using AliExpress. They’re the exact same thing as the $10-20 ones on Amazon for $2-5, if you can wait a few weeks.

I’d recommend getting a set to start with until you find what insertable length works best for you. Unfortunately, whomever designs the toys seem to think that longer massagers need to be thicker too, so you might need to work up to one.

Always go with the Cajun.