Gotta say, I’m grateful that after so long, the new coach is thinking ahead and introducing young players but their presence means absolutely nothing if we’re going to play the same, archaic football…

Christ, I’m about to fall asleep here. Come on ref, end this quickly.

Huh???

Yeah, this… definitely was a football match. Whole 45 minutes of it!

“We don’t need Lewandowski to score goals” in 3…2…1…