Paralives! Because fuck EA for ruining The Sims (among many other games), it’s time for a good competitor. Plus, they’re from my city!

Thank you, I saw your exchange and now I understand what was meant.

Aah I saw their comment and your reply to them. That makes sense, sorry for the misunderstanding.

Sorry for butting in, but you wait “until things get serious” to tell people you’re into them just for the sex? I really want to give you the benefit of doubt because you’ve been respectful and articulate so far, but do you honestly not see the problem here? Why not just use Tinder for hookups?

I knew they were shitty to me and my brother, but rationalized most of it as being the product of a different culture and time. What really sealed the deal was finding out how shitty they were being to my elderly frail grandmother who was living with them. They made her last years on this Earth so miserable. I have lost all respect for them, I will never forgive them, and I’m glad to be hundreds of km away from them.

Depending on how thick the line was, maybe it was a cover-up for another tattoo? (or a group of tattoos)

Google knows the real world is a dystopia.

For some reason I picture it as having really droopy jowls covering those canines. Like a mastiff on steroids.

Excellent idea! I’m sure that information will be readily available from independent trustworthy sources that are not the government! Failing that, I always have my trusty mass spectrometer in my kitchen and I run all my foods through it just in case!

U2’s With or Without You cover by April Meservy and Aaron Edson. It infuses the original with raw emotion - you can feel the pain and exhaustion.

Edited to add: And Marilyn Manson’s version of Tainted Love. It sounds sickening and toxic, making the song about much more than a breakup.

In the order I learned them:

• 🇷🇴 Romanian: Vă rog / Mulțumesc (native)

• 🇨🇵 French: S’il-vous-plaît / Merci

• 🇬🇧 English: Please / Thank you

• 🇪🇦 Spanish: Por favor / Gracias

• 🇯🇵 Japanese: Onegai / Arigato

• 🇨🇳 Mandarin: Qing / Xiè xie

• 🇮🇹 Italian: Per favore / Grazie

• 🇩🇪 German: Bitte / Danke

• 🇷🇺 Russian: Pozhalusta / Spasiba

That happened so long ago that we wouldn’t even call those people “human”.

Police Academy

The Mask of Zorro (1998, with Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones)

The Tenth Kingdom

So if I get this right, your dad turned homosexual from his babysitter… Then proceeded to have two, presumably biologic, kids?

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck

I didn’t even notice the leaf!! This was 1000% done on purpose haha!

If it was just a few colors in vaguely the right order I’d believe it a coincidence, but here we have:

• At least 4 colors in the correct order (blue, green, pink, brown, yellow/orange)
• An eye brick in the perfect location and orientation
• Correct visual ratios of blue to green to pink
• Correct general silhouette (squat and rounded)

Verdict : the photographer knew what they were doing!

I don’t know how to explain it… Like if you tried to bring your jaw backwards but without actually moving it? I think it’s the same thing as the “ear rumbling” others have mentioned. I’ve been doing it since I was very young so I don’t even remember how I learned it.

My husband used to work night shifts. When he came home in the wee hours of the morning he would get undressed in the dark, so as to not wake me up. If he happened to make a loud noise like dropping his phone, banging his belt buckle, etc, I would wake up seeing a specific pattern “behind my eyes”, so to speak, triggered by the noise. With time I realized the pattern changed depending on the nature of the noise!

Your spectrum analyzer pulled double-duty!