Checkout is a noun. You can only check out.

Are we using the Quayle spelling now?

Wrong. A third of the world’s population drives on the left, 1/6th of the world’s land area.

You’re not in a different position, because you’re driving on the other side of the road. You’d be in different position if you had to drive on the same side.

I’ve done 30 years right handed and 15 left handed. Doesn’t make a difference. You just grab the wrong side for the clutch for the first 10 minutes after swapping.

What’s MSN messenger, precious? Love, eighties teenager.

I’ve noticed everyone has their fog lights on all the time except when it’s actually foggy.

I’m not sure. They’ll find out soon enough people in their seventies make dangerous mistakes.

Yesterday. My mother in law is refusing to learn how to use Internet banking. She’s told me to do it.

Someone who thinks they don’t participate in politics.

I once read half of the worst book I’ve ever read. I posted a bad review on Goodreads and got attacked by the writer’s mates, who’d all left good reviews. I don’t trust Goodreads reviews.

I would have masked up, but it wasn’t possible to get masks in the UK. So I caught Covid and Long Covid instead.

PS. Mask up. It’s not gone.

They’re not going 40 on the flat. Ebikes are heavy.

No. It’s kph. Ebikes are restricted to 25 kph.

It’s 25 KILOMETERS an hour. I often end up cycling faster than my ebike motor can keep up with.

I’m a gen X “bitch”. I was raised cycling everywhere. Get lost with your generational divisive bullshit.

25 kph, not mph. Which isn’t very fast.

Whoops, heehee.

The other day we had a family gathering and we’d all paired off talking quietly. Then my mother suddenly piped up saying “and now we will talk about this, answer this question”, ruining everyone’s conversation. My niece and I shut her down, but it was too late, the rest of dinner was awkward as hell.

How well written are they? I’ve tried a lot of popular books lately and they’ve been full of plot holes, gratuitous fan fic and exposition plus loads of other shit an editor should have caught.

Meshuggah means “mad” in Yiddish. The other words may have been Yiddish too.