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Cake day: July 26th, 2023
  • somebloke_orother@lemmynsfw.comtoGayBros@lemmy.world•Tell us about the one that "got away"
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    1 year ago

    I accidentally fell for my best friend at work, who I think is pretty much completely straight, or at least isn’t into me in that way at all. We still had a great time back then.

    One day after about 7 years that I had really enjoyed, there was a comfort break in a project meeting we were in and pretty much everyone was stood up and talking or leaving and we just kinda didn’t get up.

    I frowned at the table for a bit and then looked at him.

    “You know I have the hots for you, don’t you.” I said.

    “Yeah, totally.” he replied.

    “Ahhh, eerrrrr.” (completely lost in his eyes)

    “Mmmm.” (low, compelling, nodding)

    And that was it. Someone from Marketing interrupted our silence with something so completely uninteresting I actually had to stop from laughing at the contrast.

    We carried on as normal. I carried on quietly lusting after him and loving being his friend for another couple of years before getting transferred to another branch in another county. We’re still in touch and go out together occasionally (as friends).

    We never mentioned it again. Ever.

    Sam, if for some strange reason you’re reading this, yes I would, any time you wanted. Stud.

  • somebloke_orother@lemmynsfw.comtoAntique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world•Do they?
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    1 year ago
    NSFW recollection: Android dick

    I had discovered purely from curiosity in the bath what the inside of my butthole was like, and one day I was daydreaming about an android that chould change between male and female so I could find out what it felt like to have android dick in my butt, when it hit me like a ton of bricks that men also had dicks and that I wanted to know what it felt like to have a man’s dick in my butt.

    I was shocked

    Up to that point I had no idea I might be in the least bit gay - I was into girls. I had felt a bit funny seeing tarzan lying face down on the ground, but thought nothing of it. It was years later I understood the term bisexual. Might have saved quite a lot of confusion in the intervening years.