Enough years of shitposting about politics and history to remember “iraqi general who looks like bryan cranston” and the good luck of DuckDuckGo knowing exactly who I was looking for.

Why is Iraqi field marshal Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri playing the role of Jacques Chirac here?

She seems a lot happier next to him.

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

Ham Sculpture as a Service

Should’ve eaten their brains!

a Voltorb Pokéball Electrode Jigglypuff as seen from above pizza cutter

*“no, this is patrick”

Bro

It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

y he face so big?

Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!

I can’t look at you!

Correct, they’ll get drafted into Donald’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War. Completely different! /s

It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.