Obama won his senate seat because his opponent had an affair. Everyone said he was too young, but then he went on to beat Hillary and McCain.

Bill Clinton won the democratic primary because everyone thought Heart was going to win, then HE had an affair. Everyone said he was too young, but then he went on to beat Bush.

Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden won their primary because “IT WAS THEIR TURN”. Biden only won because Republican rigged it to suppress mail in voting, but that suppressed the wrong group in the wake of COVID. I think we all have our theories on Harris. My point: I think it is time for someone that isn’t “THEIR TURN” to become our next nominee.

They’re in line with other loans.

Which is the problem. Loans used to be 3%, now they are 7 to 8%

The way businesses are run is: “Make a lot of money for the owner while crashing the business, hoping for a government bailout.”

Who bailout’s the government?

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Billionaire: “So if they don’t exist anymore, I’m good? How many do I have to kill?”

Unless he fled the country he was always going to be caught

On an unrelated note, they finally found D.B. Cooper

So the guy that lead the company that denied coverage the most got paid the least?

Compromise: Recognize Russian claims AND give Ukraine nukes.

Biden in 2020, Harris in 2024: “Nothing will fundamentally change if you vote for us!”

Obama (“Change you can believe in”): Come on, you know why you are having such trouble at the ballot box

More like avenged. The next CEO probably won’t change things.

Wait, since when does the speed increase go up to 3x?

repurposing the Engineering Entrepreneurs Program meeting space.

It is 2024, everyone has zoom. It is a room that engineers can meet in and some dumb admin wanted to turn it into a commuter’s lounge or a decoration storage space. Just let the man keep his little meeting space! It is hard enough getting engineers to meet in person these days, no need to make it harder.

We have those thing… raw. The reason China provides them to the rest of the world is not because they are the only source, it is because those things are highly toxic and China is the only one to look the other way from the environmental effects of processing them WHILE at the same time having a professional enough workforce to do the processing.

Remeber guantanamo bay torture camps? Guess who was in charge of writing the legal rational for that.

Yes, Florida would get rid of him, but you don’t want him in charge of the US arms forces.

They explained that it took a majority of his cabinet to undeclared and they were all currently sleeping. (They had gone to bed before the declaration and had to be woken up to undo it.)

Strangely, medical privacy is the reason anyone still dies from HIV. For the cost of 10 cents per person, we could test every human in the planet and make that information public. The transmission rate goes down (1/10th) if the infected person knows, and goes down further with the right immunosupressents (by a factor of 1/100). Publicly available data might even push that to 1/1000. The transmission rate is around 1, so that means it would be cut to 1 new infected per 1000 cases.

Within the standard life expectancy of a hiv carrier, we would go from 40 million to 40 thousand cases.

No milliennial has all six: 1.-5. As above. 6. Uses social media

I went to Comicon one year, thinking it would be amazing. It was just a swag den and a 10 hour line to see Stan Lee.

It was then I realized that San Diego Comicon doesn’t move around to different cities and “Comicon” is just a name cons take.

If the electorate consisted of 9 people who were doing fine, and one person that wasn’t, we would have 9 no votes and one person that voted to destroy the system that allowed the 9 to be doing fine.

I thought so, then they voted for Trump. Did they actually want this or did they not know?