it’s me

tyson hesse https://imgur.io/ZrAhB

the cheese is under the sauce

hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening

but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!

reese’s puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you’re bleeding (because you are) i don’t exactly dislike it but it can’t be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you’re next

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

be the change you want to see in the world. queer up!

yeah don’t threaten me with a good time

percussive maintenance

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

why "scientists "have classified ratatouille a horror film. telling

hi there foo. what kind of fancy Windows Microsoft are you running over on that there laptop

he was adopted but he is very sweet and cuddly and charming but also a real absolute jerk of a boy and i will dedicate one of the myriad pets he got from me as from you

thanks is pouring from me. please accept my liquid gratitude

also a picture of a cat i know

he was sleeping in this one

when you do not sit with your butt exactly on the chair and at least two feet firmly planted on the floor you will get accused of bisexuality

weezo

(bound?😳😳😳)