That is absolutely fucking adorable. Lord have mercy.

Clickbait title. For everyone who imagines an actual ocean with waves of liquid water and whatnot: it’s not. It’s molcules contained in the crystalline structures of special mineral deposits.

It turns out there’s a huge supply of water 400 miles underground stored in rock known as ‘ringwoodite’.

Scientists previously discovered that water is stored inside mantle rock in a sponge-like state, which isn’t a liquid, solid or a gas, but instead a fourth state.

The scientific paper titled ‘Dehydration melting at the top of the lower mantle’ was published in 2014 and laid out the findings.

There’s three times as much water below the surface than in the oceansiStock

“The ringwoodite is like a sponge, soaking up water, there is something very special about the crystal structure of ringwoodite that allows it to attract hydrogen and trap water,” said geophysicist Steve Jacobsen at the time.

"This mineral can contain a lot of water under conditions of the deep mantle,” added Jacobsen, who was part of the team behind the discovery.

He added: “I think we are finally seeing evidence for a whole-Earth water cycle, which may help explain the vast amount of liquid water on the surface of our habitable planet. Scientists have been looking for this missing deep water for decades.”

Scientists made the findings at the time after studying earthquakes and discovering that seismometers were picking up shockwaves under the surface of the Earth.

From that, they were able to establish that the water was being held in the rock known as ringwoodite.

If the rock contained just 1 per cent water, it would mean that there is three times more water under the surface of the Earth than there is in the oceans on the surface.

Still interesting, though. Sadly pop science articles will always have shite titles.

Uranus in general. Obvious jokes aside, the bloody thing is really weird in so many ways. Rotation, temperature, density, weather, magnetic field, nothing about Uranus is normal.

Well, fuck. Everytime I talk to people about everyone’s future, advise them to move up north near the coast where the droughts will be less severe and the harvest more plentiful. Their children won’t have much of a future anywhere else, especially their children’s children and so on. But not too close to the coast as not to fucking drown, you know. Guess I’ll have to revise that a bit to move them even further inwards.