I wonder why they didn’t also remove the ‘Edward Penis-hands’ while they were at it.

I’m thoroughly convinced UI designers are under the impression we cut ourselves on sharp corners.

*deprecated

I’m inclined to say slavery is covered by both private companies (outsourcing forced labour to ‘less naggy’ countries) as well as government entities (with that super convenient exception clause to the 13th amendment)

Took me some time to figure out what turkey-eyed meant.

And, is the therapy working?

I don’t think he has the range for it.

Tiara could be someone elses moustache:

Can’t talk about fight club if you don’t remember fight club.

Only allowable time to say you use windows.

Respect is earned, not given.

XDA, experts on not being the answer for OS refugees anymore.

Kinda weird.

So you install software you already hate first chance you get to new PCs?

Kinda weird you had ‘already hated’ software installed in the first place…

Jon Stewart had a good point about this: We saw how brazen they lied about something captured in HD from like 8 different angles. Imagine how they lie when there’s no immediate evidence to contradict them.

Oh shit it’s affecting lemmy too!

didn’t kill himself.

Reminds me of that “have you ever had a dream” kid.

Skill issue, should’ve run it with --dry-run first.