Which NFL QBs are certified to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation in an emergency?

Looks like a Jango Fett clone.

Six games left. Plenty of time to evaluate. Maybe he improves and he’s the guy of the future, maybe he doesn’t and we draft someone next year. Really is too early to tell.

Dolphins are rapists. Look it up.

Jack Tatum, part of the legendary secondary known as the Soul Patrol, also including “Dr Death” Skip Thomas, Willie Brown, and George Atkinson. The Legion of Boom (Seattle Seahawks secondary in their Super Bowl run) weren’t nearly as feared as the Soul Patrol.

My flair combined with the fact I was born in the 70s says “yes.”

playoffs

Bro, all the teams we’ve beaten are ass. I would be very (pleasantly) surprised if we manage to win five of the last seven.

nobody actually cares about a team’s 3rd down conversion rate

Disagree wholeheartedly. The success on third down takes away either having to kick it or having to take a huge risk going for it on 4th down. The success rate of third down conversions is very important and should be tallied as it is now.

John Madden preferred polyester pants and short sleeve shirts with a tie, lol.

Well that sucks. I also still rooted for him.

Tyree Wilson at 7 overall when we could’ve taken Jalen Carter is a pretty big fucking black mark so far, though.

It seems like Bolden and Abdullah always get there super quick in coverage.

Why don’t we simply fire our head coach every two weeks? Are we stupid?

But r/nfl told me he hates it here and will demand a trade.

Never in doubt.

Gonna go change my pants now.

I don’t fucking care how bears wipe their asses.

Need quick passes to Adams and Meyers.

Now Michael Oher is riding around on a bike and yelled “bing bong”

We’re in the top 10 for team interceptions in I have no idea how long. Since Nosdoom and Tory James?

Pretty surprised the Lexington, KY market isn’t showing Levis.