Do Chinese snicker amongst themselves when they see a tourist wearing a green hat? I know I would

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

Divorced dads 🤝 lesbians 🤝 teenage boys

(Their taste in t-shirts)

Hell yea

315 represent

What gets me is when I set to sort results by top, 1 month (for example) and it shows posts from 2 years ago

I was given fentanyl during a medical procedure and can confirm the high fades really fast. During the procedure I was at peace, just laying there without a care or worry in the world and virtually no pain. Within about 15 minutes of the procedure’s end I was back to cold, sober agony.

she slop my hog til I oink

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids’ sand box. It’s unhygienic!

Dude it’s a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

I think we’d end up with a fractured smattering of “left” parties, one or two semi-cohesive liberal parties, and one or two semi-cohesive “right” parties. It would probably end up replicating the current system as the liberals would form a coalition, and the rights would form a separate coalition, while the left mostly fights amongst themselves and fails to establish actual power.

I’m so down for this

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I’d seen this photo before, and commented the year it’s from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

This photo is from 2020

I feel like it’s only a matter of time before they direct the DEA to start enforcing the federal weed ban in states which have legalized.

Even they have to pay taxes 😭

Blood sugar and pressure are normal for me but I am profoundly unhealthy in many other ways. Genetic lottery fucked me hard.

Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

When my feet sweat despite being cold.

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn’t inhibit movement but okay.