Being an edgelord internet asshole and telling others to grow up is the most hilarious reply I’ve gotten yet.

Ahh you’re being a dick. Right on brand.

I’m in a swing state, but looking to move to Canada.

“till you’re 90!”

This is the first real honest attempt I’ve made at fleeing the country. I have a contact near the Canadian border, only about 3 hours from me by car, that’s willing to host me until I get on my feet. My first visit will be in January.