I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse

thud oh sorry, brb… my mouse just slid off my table.

I laughed so hard I peed myself

Setting up tailgate is such a chore

He has good comedic timing. I enjoyed him onSNL

I have my own company that helps companies websites. There is a company called 6sense that scares the crap out of me. They are able to use Facebook, insta, and reddit. They are able to assign an id to you, even in incog.

They have some crazy algorithm that can eventually match you to the real you. Then stick you in a cohort to sell to you.

Even if you use brave or Firefox. Doesn’t matter.

Adam Levine

He is such a dick in real life.

Oh god. Snow-white’s failure is mostly her fault.

It’s a deep throating joke.

100% bidet

Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

I wanna work for ice so I can be the dude that leaks the raids.

The FBI released a photo of the suspect.

The FBI released the suspect’s photo.

Bring wire snips

Never seen this before. I laughed.

Made America Hate Again

This is just a regular robbery with extra steps.