Last man on Earth. Clearly the rest of us have marooned him there because he didn’t write that paragraph. There are no editors left on Earth, but also no random capitalizations.

Titanic. Rose Dawson struggling to make it as an actress while staying under the radar of Cal and her mother.

Have you tried bombing the violence?

I’m against it

As jaded and sad as I am about how bad things are, it is at least shedding some light on problems we have had for a lot longer. Trump didn’t invent all of this, he just magnified it and drew attention to it. It is definitely possible that within my lifetime there comes a point where we start to change course. It will take generations to unwind and build something new and better, but I would be patriotic about moving in the right direction, even while we still have a long way to go.

And also we don’t give a shit about the UN

Abducted?

I would absolutely love to completely forget who Elon Musk is.

And my other brother Donald

First picture looks like someone playing a flute

Great album

Instead of O2 it’s OO

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Neat vandalism opportunity

If your main concern is usability, 1password works pretty well. The downsides are it’s paid, closed source, and I think they removed the option to use a local vault, so it might have to be cloud.

All you have to do is have your lawyer call you a “pillar of the community”.

Edit: Oh and be a rich, white, cis man willing to call yourself straight and christian. That part is important.

Trump’s Alleged Crimes

They are going to have to be more specific