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Anything goes at home, hyperlink/not at all/under a spoiler for away posting seems a better guideline to avoid bystanders catching strays.
Anything goes at home, hyperlink/not at all/under a spoiler for away posting seems a better guideline to avoid bystanders catching strays.
Abortions are illegal in Texas, and illegal to leave the state to get one. There are bounties out for anyone to narc on anyone suspected of having one. It’s considered murder and the state can execute people for this.
Unless they run a prison, where apparently fetuses can be killed without repercussions if the person carrying it is an employee.
Abortions are only legal if your employers order them in Texas, now.
After reading about the guy going to prison multiple times for wage theft of his employees and how he would Venmo them $0.01 when the asked to get paid…
Dude probably doesn’t tip on that order and writes in “you got to and I didn’t, there’s your tip” in the notes, so it’s actually saving money on the order vs other places.
Hey babes, wake up, new site tagline just dropped.
I saw Curtis Jackson in Tiananmen Square yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to join the 50 Cent Party or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
There’s a bot flag option in settings that might be fun to turn on for this account to go with the bit. It adds an extra icon indication by the name.
Good bot. Start any time, the people of the west yearn for freedom.
Chinese version of SorosBucks. Supposedly the evil sea sea pea pays people rmb¥.50元 yuan per internet comment to support them.
“secret vegan”? What are you using that has custom tags?
the text is small in the local ui, which makes this funny in a different way
MXC - most xtreme immigration challenge
“Who are our teams for today, Guy?”
The @sis_toes_comrade implies a bro toes comrade and a trans toes comrade.
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for the pict-emoji trifecta
nice comrade/naughty comrade