trump could be eating crackers and that would make me anti-cracker eating

YOU LEAVE THOSE LITTLE GUYS ALONE 🥺🥺🥺

sammy knows what to say to get incurious venture capitalists to give him money

they’re not random racists. They’re specific racists, that trump pardoned from federal prison like two months ago and then deputized

hey mark does ju jitsu and he’s totally really good at it and all the other martial artist guys love hanging out with him

George Clooney is rich. Jeff bezos is wealthy

i just want a 97 Tacoma again

at least the sauce is on top of the cheese

I read some stuff and its not exactly clear why it’s called that. it could possibly be how poor people living in the countryside would usually have access to fresh milk from having a cow, and the process to make cottage cheese is less refined, so a city dweller used to fancier cheese would consider the cheap cheese more befitting of someone who lives in a cottage

the thing about Democrats and ‘liberals’ is that its a broad coalition of ideologies and political groups competing for power and having to compromise. we all want to bring about our vision of society and help people, but small differences lead to huge schisms. also, monied interests have undue amounts of power over our institutions.

conservatives on the other hand are completely united by cruelty and adherence to rigid heirarchies (in spite of how dysfunctional they are), and basically the only issues they ever have in their own base is that something isn’t causing enough pain to people they hate.

i feel it is important to hold our representatives accountable, but saying things like both sides are exactly the same or complaining about liberals as if they are one cohesive entity has no value outside of pushing people away from politics. there are VERY specific people and groups that are making very bad decisions for Americans, like AIPAC or other big donors that simultaneously fund people like Andrew Cuomo and Donald Trump

uhhh call of duty and uhhh i dont know

personally I’m excited for Gulf War V https://youtu.be/P0FYB2QkakU

i pity anyone who was named after a Neil gaiman character, like caroline

that’s what my ex wife called me

many intersex people had impromptu surgery performed on them after being born because the doctor determined that their genitalia did not conform to their standards of male or female. this typically happens with no parental support or consent, but even if the parents are made aware, it isnt exactly made apparent the ramifications of what will be done.

if i streamed video games to peertube would you watch it 🥺🥺🥺

some people are all ‘the system is broken’ and other people are like ‘the system is working exactly as intended’ and im just screaming ‘DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT VOTE IN THE LAST ELECTION?’

its the thing they put in the center of a pizza to keep the cheese in place

i declare that if you are a comedian with a podcast, you must actually perform standup in front of a live crowd at least three times per week before recording or attending a podcast session, and if you bomb at any show you are forbidden from podcasting that week

i want to ask that guy why he likes trump because the conservative project appears to have led to nothing but ruin for him and his close friend