… there were people voting for stein?

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

I thought this was a repeat, like why? I don’t get anything around earth

“Why did I get a severe fish allergy out of nowhere? Strange…”

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

So this is what true evil looks like…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would removedthe progression of music.

I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions

Most cleaners hope those bottle are empty or filled with water.

Happy they were chunky 🐒 too.

All they had to do is say all the tables are reserved. Not “leave!!! You ugly!!!”

Huh thought he only did rock

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Something tells me you drink and drive

I always wondered that. Like why have 400 hpwr if there is no opportunity to use it.