I would take “worse than a panda” as a compliment, but I understand your point.

Would you rather have a man drop on you in the woods or a black bear?

Let’s take everything the fans love about Starcraft and throw it away. Once we have a soulless aesthetic husk remaining we can slap it in to any piece of shit and count on nostalgia to bring in the buyers!

Air injection holes for increased speed and performance.

Do polar bears occupy habitat that could realistically be called “the woods”?

I always assumed this question was referring to a brown bear - black bears are pussies and polar bears are instadeath. Pandas are adorable, obviously better than meeting a man. Other species are unlikely for most english speaking people to meet in the woods. Brown bears are the only species that make this question interesting.

California is shoes on in my experience.

It’s regional in the US. I’m from Colorado, and it’s strictly shoes off here. I have family in California and those animals wear their shoes inside and it drives me crazy.

Had me in the first half

Aren’t store brands usually made by the same manufacturer though? I assumed if the name brand stopped producing the store brands would too.

Has this energy

Students that are paying a fortune can expect and demand high grades for little work, they’re paying extra for the “deluxe” degree where all the hard stuff is done for them. It’s really common with for-profit universities.

At least they’d be pleasant while being useless? I’ve had managers that were egomaniacal terrors.

More like “eventually… I will probably take a little rest halfway and make some sad sounds trying to manipulate you into carrying me”.

Neil you idiot, you land in the blue where the water is DUH. You don’t want to crash!

I have an African Grey. She’s quiet and gentle and obsessed with climbing under blankets and she’s dumb as a rock. Truly a model specimen.

Here she is climbing the stairs one by one instead of flying.

And like 95% of the fun of having big old titties is getting to show a little cleavage if you want to. But the bra makers don’t want to let you wear anything more low cut than a t-shirt. Give me sexy bras I can wear under sexy clothes you jerks!!

It’s a specific look that screams “I have money” and in this particular social circle that matters a lot.

Weird Al