You can use this railcard on trains between two hours (we’ll tell you which on the day) but only during periods where phases of the moon are alphabetically perpendicular to the number of days remaining in the month and when the temperature at sea level near a place you’ve never been to is equivalent to the sum of three primes.

This is from Northern. The last time I travelled on their trains a group of kids were racially abusing passengers and throwing coins at people as well as setting off fire extinguishers in the carriage. The ticket collector guard ran and hid with the driver and left it for us to deal with.

Thank you.

You missed the meeting huh?

We all agreed that one doesn’t exist. For reasons.

What were we talking about, I forget?

Looks legit, what’s the point here?

The second it becomes the standard is the second google looks for ways of nerfing it.

That’s really cool for you.

Here

Gaiman needs some cash.

Britain says a lot of shit.

The fact they are suggesting this is down to Northerners is a new low.

What’s that, man in Burnley? BP can offset their horrific environmental track record by exporting their harm to the bottom of the sea?

Sure, that’s a great Idea and we love your ferret and whippet.

Here in Glasgow they’ll deep fry either if you ask them.

Deep fried bananas, sure.

What’s that? A potato? That’s a veg, and here are some glorious chips.

Not everyone’s horror. I’m hot for that.

Seriously, please list things in totality.

Influencers are just fleshy billboards for whoever wants them to shill.

It isn’t a job, it is a resource.

And honestly, I think we are all getting tired of seeing their burning faces and hearing their vapid takes.

Dead drops and one time pads.

Set up a numbers station if you can afford it.

You’ve managed to get the affinity stuff working under wine? I can’t get publisher to work correctly. I just wish they would make a native version. I’m happy to give them money for it even.

It’s hard to make money from Adobe when they charge you £66 a month.

It was also a work of fiction.

Or propaganda.

A lot of 80s/90s TV was selling a lie because it was primarily written by the upper middle classes portraying the lives of the working class.

They had little idea how things actually worked.

See, that’s progressive.

I can’t help but feel this is another form of disproportionate tax. Minimum prices hit the poorest hardest.

I think behind it is an insidious idea that the working class are alcoholics whereas the middle classes are drinking responsibly.

Deaths attributed to alcohol can be seen through the lens of alcohol + poverty, rather than alcohol in isolation.

So this is really treating a symptom, not a cause.

I have a theory that our job is just to get out of the way when the boomers die off.

Hand over the power to the next gen.

Maybe let us have some basic income and our first gen consoles and we’ll be cool.

You wish.