Who needs chicken fighting when you have cock magic

Because nobody actually thought he would win.

It’s not even good and they don’t have fucking BBQ sauce

I’m all for treating undocumented immigrants fairly, but buying housing is a problem for middle class citizens, let’s make efforts in reducing home prices and insurance prices. I found a house I liked and could afford the mortgage on but the ca fair plan fire insurance was $8k a year.

Sounds like they should have released it for $30 more and called it early access

He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it’s $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.

Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I’m sure her personality doesn’t reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn’t have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.

Ehh, fuck’em. they can leave,surrender, or die but I have zero qualms with Ukraine defending their country.

Intendo as the little kids might say

Identical twins wouldn’t make a baby either

One of my favorite things I’ve seen on the internet was a gif mashup of don’t stop me now with a gif of a porn where everybody looked coked out of their minds and this girl is dancing all crazy.

Looks like everyday is her cake day. #imgoingtohellforthis

A bus ticket to another state?

Nobody is horny and humanity dies hornyness = greed for sex.

What projection?

I think she was the awful human being, and you didn’t owe your parents shit, especially toxic ones. Just because your parents brought you into the world (without your consent) doesn’t mean you have to put up with them. I say this as someone who has a good relationship with my parents, and have a kid, who I hope will want me in their life when they grow up.

See if you could get him worked up enough to be duct taped to his seat

That’s a book for PHP devs

I’m thinking more of espionage.

I mean I don’t think we should manufacture stuff there.