I used to own a Subaru Forester in Ohio. I sold it to a lesbian who was moving to CO. Felt like I was giving it a better home

I’m an American who is decent at German, living back in the US again. I set whatever I can to German to maintain my exposure to it, sometimes to my own confusion and detriment

Yeah they’re out of order too

If they just make a GUI interface using visual basic they can track the hacker’s IP

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this

Yep, it is. We’d stay in our orbit of the sun for 8 minutes after it vanished too

My wife coaches high school field hockey. She told me how one day she overheard them talking about how one of them lost their work on a homework document and had to start over.

One of the girls said “you just gotta get in the habit of clicking the blue square”, which the others were confirming is the thing to do. So then my wife asks “blue square, what do you mean” and another clarified “the save button”.

They had no idea what a floppy disc was

I, too, have a small child

Didn’t say which Monday

Blue Steel

This reminds me of Office Space.

“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life”

Oddly enough, Office Space also ends with everything on fire!

Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

Now if you have like 13 errors and they’re all unrelated, woof.

Ngl had me in the first half

I found Wall-E more disturbing than most post-apocalyptic movies. Felt too real

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My friend was going for a run one day in the park holding her phone in her hand which she was using to play music. A guy jumped out at her and karate chopped her arm which held the phone, but she didn’t drop it. He stood there kind of perplexed what to do next, as did she. Then she said “SERIOUSLY??”, which kind of woke the guy up again. He started to reach into his pocket for something, so she turned around and bolted. The guy didn’t chase her.

I missed the first comma at first, reading it as

Sanders Says Political Movement Not Murder

And was shocked since I thought Bernie was saying Luigi did nothing wrong for a moment

A big part of my job is API integrations. The most infuriating one I deal with is a startup who keeps adding new properties with property names randomly being pascal case, camel case, or snake case. Especially when the same property is one case on a request model and different on the response.