Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”

Heh, foolhardy.

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶

I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

Thanks. At least your article mentions receipts unlike the OP.

Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.

I wanna see a ballistic gel head with skull inside get tested in that scenario.

The polygons aren’t even remotely similar

Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.

What if these were used to help the blind or poor of eyesight verify the size of coins?

Curious how you feel about custodians, and if one of the lowest paid essential jobs should ask the worker to drive two+ hours a day.

I abandoned you all because I couldn’t get exactly what I wanted, but it’s totally not my fault that countless other morons did the exact same thing as me.

Man, you’re almost qualified to be a Republican senator with those mental gymnastics.

Edit: allowing fascism to win because the alternative isn’t good enough is extremely counterproductive and pushes us further away from a society that actually works for everyone. It’s a trap that far too many people fall into and I’m goddamn tired of it.

Removed by mod

“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”

I’m a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.