fuck saint Peter

You believe in a very progressive God

The name assassin comes from hashish

Idk if that makes them historical but I think it’s an interesting factoid

We love the Half Life community. In the last couple of days we’ve received a ton of messages of support and curiosity about Black Mesa. It’s heartening to see that the internet can still be a place where people send inquisitive messages while staying respectful - thank you. Thank you as well to those who sent the thousands of fake inquiries on our website, they made us laugh. We loved seeing the creative messages.

As many of you correctly assessed, we’re actually a real company in the Boston area. We’re working hard to assure and secure vaccine and other biological manufacturing production. As much as we would be honored to be part of any Valve game - we do not work in this sector at all. We are not secretly working on Half Life 3, Project White Sands (whatever that is/may be) or any other Valve title - we’re just nerds working to secure the global bioeconomy.

We <3 all of you, you’ve made us laugh quite a bit this week at a time when we needed it. We might put up a couple fun challenges and send the first solvers some swag. That is Black Mesa - the Boston biotech company swag.

Our love, The Black Mesa team.

PS: Gabe, call us. You know where we are. PPS: KingPotatoVII please reach out, we’ve been trying to send you some swag for cracking the cipher a while back 🙂

That’s a reddit thing.

There are no poop knives in the fediverse

Or it’s a contrived post with fake data

Just like how you had to know to Radio->Ideology in Civilization V, or that Great Scientists, Engineers, and Merchants are pooled together and so Merchants harm your science and production

Wait what!? Great people are pooled together!? No wonder I suck at civilization!

ETA: link for anyone like me who didn’t know the details

https://www.reddit.com/r/civ5/comments/8wjq2r/comment/e1wious/

Yes I think your right

Oh my God

I know musk is bipolar. Is Altman too?

Bipolar can cause this kind of request. It’s called a delusion of grandiosity.

Ooh! A leaked ad!? Lemme see!

/S

That’s why he’s posting it: because he thinks it reflects his value.

Pepe is basically a hate symbol to me

Edit: looks like I’m not alone https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-pepe-the-frog-hate-symbol-20161011-snap-htmlstory.html

Thanks.

For anyone else: https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/24/entertainment/ricky-gervais-supernature-trans-jokes-netflix-cec/index.html

I’m scared to ask, but what did Gervais do to be on that list?

YES

Oh my God; that’s such a great way to put it!

Repugnant

Conservative psychopaths aren’t even surprising anymore

Who could have imagined that Clippy would be the zenith, and that we would go DOWN from there

I like this! Cool composition; excellent result