They’re eating the akk-dogs and the tusk-cats!

Or… both? Yeah, it’s probably both.

“Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.”

We got down with the sickness.

Didn’t South Park do something like this?

Quality reference!

His friends called him Magnum.

He’ll write anything other than finishing ASOIAF.

Speak for yourself!

You can say the same thing about almost any group of people. But you shouldn’t.

What the hell is “pet rent”?

Pretty low chance of you knowing good recipes for this if you don’t already know what it is, though? The question is probably for people who are knowledgeable or have experience with it.

Yeah, I’m sure all that bloatware is really expensive.

Cut cucumber in thin slices and put in a bowl. Mix the following: 2 tablespoons of water 2 tablespoons of vinegar (preferably apple cider) 1 tablespoon of sugar 0.5 teaspoon of salt 0.25 teaspoon of pepper

Pour it over the cucumber slices and leave it alone for 10-15 minutes.

RFK will be left holding his dick worm.

FTFY

You’re probably right in theory, but if you think making 100 random people accomplish that in 5 minutes is realistic, you’re delusional.

How else would they know that you’ve paid for it?

Proctologist?

“Would you like some cookies with your coffee?”

George Takei??