There’s a shoe-throwing joke in there somewhere but I’m not clever enough to come up with it

Doing the same. Too bad that TD throw on 3rd down got called back. With the play that broken down, he should have just tried to run it in

OK, I guess technically that’s a forward pass but it’s not really in the spirit of the rules, is it? That’s effectively a handoff and should be treated as such re: possession

Anyone watching ASU @ ²³ KSU?

I see the Wildcats are down by 3 scores just before halftime and wonder what’s happened to them. I get Houston was played in a storm, but their season seems to be imploding. Maybe I’m wrong – I don’t watch as much Big XII as I used to so I’m a little out of the loop

Why doesn’t your TE just fly over everyone on every play? That’d probably get you to your 146-pt margin of victory

Tuned into this after UF-LSU went final. This has been a thrilling ending as a neutral fan

I no longer think this is going to overtime, lol. Way to step up, Florida. Y’all better not blow it against FSU at the end of the year – this team deserves to go bowling

They look pretty evenly matched, as I expected. LSU has no business being ranked, and Florida is very gritty (last week was obviously an outlier). I wonder if this one could go to OT

The officiating is certainly interesting…

⁴ Texas at Arkansas

Just got back from working some overtime (although thankfully I was able to have it on the TV in the office). A 10-pt lead late is closer than I’d like, but I knew the hogs would give their best shot and am surprised we’re not actually down

Not even going to try to beat the 222 - 0 record? Pffft, this is why the people are saying Tennessee’s offense is disappointing

My ballot. Computer poll. I realized this week that in my haste to calculate last week’s results, I forgot to make adjustments to all the teams that were on bye and thus over-ranked each of them. D’oh. I corrected it for this week, so that’s why the change values will not line up with what I posted last week.

I am amused that despite Alabama’s blowout win, they only move up one place (the computer definitely predicted that result, too, as it is really a power-rating kind of formula). Similar situation with Ole Miss and Georgia (it did not think very highly of the dogs). Virginia Tech baffles me, holding the same position for 3 weeks like a stuck pixel.

LOL at the field storming before the game is over

What happened to the vaunted UGA defense? Ole Miss is shredding them. Maybe it’s the weather – I wonder if it’s possible to run sprinklers during the game, although come to think of it we don’t have natural grass at DKR (yet)

LOL, commentators jinxed Miami with all the “this can be a Heisman moment for Ward” talk

Connor Stallions must have been a beta tester…

Yeah, looks like there’s not much to look forward to in this one. Sorry, gator friend. But hey, Miami may be struggling, so that might be interesting to watch instead

Florida @ ⁶ Texas

Real gutsy to go for it on 4th down on your own 24. I guess we assumed that even if we turned it over, UF is not that much of a threat but I’m not sure. Glad it worked out.

Haha, you fools actually ranked Tennessee in the top 10?

I mean, I’m not the one who ranked them third. I’m sure there was no bias at all in that ballot…

Sliding my ballot in just in the nick of time! I just got back from a trip where I brought my laptop but forgot the charger. Fortunately, I had enough battery to update the banner, but was unable to run the computer poll. I did it just now and haven’t even really looked closely at it yet, so no commentary this week other than INDIANA IS COMING FOR US ALL