I can’t even keep track anymore of all this shit. Sometimes I have doubts like I’m in a psychosis or some shit😂

Pay us with both your money and data and you get free security updates. Yeah that doesn’t sound fucking stupid at all

Yet

I want wealth so I don’t have an existential crisis every time I need to get my brakes done. Or my teeth prosthetics needs repair

Hm I kinda always hated them.50-70s Austrian buildings used them a lot.

Huh? Tetris has 1 song and one song only

Aww. I didn’t know anything was in the works. But goddamn hypnospace was a nostalgia drive down memory lane. Fuck I love that game

Same. World of warcraft was a different place 20years ago

I would never 🫥

Very accurate. Just that I dont drink and instead have a pile of work for 10ppl I do by myself

Pretty much an issue I have with autism. I literally do not understand and people constantly feel attacked or disrespected (in meetings for example) when you question “their ways”.

But hey I’d take a “dumb fuck” over the usual sneak disses any day!

You wouldn’t toss a dwarf