NOW you tell me? Dammit. I got the wrong kind of cat

Oof! That’s gotta hurt!

Of all the NSWF things I’m not clicking, I’m not clicking this one the most

I sentence this doucheturd to 25 years in a box room in an 8-room flatshare

I am. It’s giving me a semi

If California doesn’t secede I’ll stop buying almonds.

I love the NRA. I’ve been a member for years now.

(I sure hope no one takes this out of context)

Sick comeback. I’d forgotten about that.

First-past-the-post needs to go

Uhm… thanks? 🤨

“If you require any further information, please check our FAQ section before inquiring”

Follow internet tradition and call it Planet McPlanety-Face ?

I’m speechless. Notepad was essentially the last thing left pure.

Welp. If no one’s gonna ban this one, I’m gonna block him lol

They’re not racist. They’re sinophobic /sarcasm

And being pro-ukraine is russophobia, don’t forget that /s

And being anti-Trump is ‘Trump derrangement syndrome’ /s

Ask them what happens if you don’t approve of the government in China.

This is a laughable comment… Who are you trying to fool?

This was already known. Some forms of tinnitus are ‘real’

i cAnNoT eXpReSs hOw SoRRy i Am

If I can’t crumple it up and score 3 points to impress my coworkers, I’m not buying

Uh-oh. I’ve heard this one before.

Good