Jesus, they all look so terrified

Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures

Some people will do anything for money

From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:

McCarthy: “There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God.”

Ryan: “This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?”

McCarthy: “Alright.”

Ryan: “This is how we know we’re a real family here.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html

God, I am so sick of these fox news links on my feed

AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French

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Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”

Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”

Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”

Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”

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Levi, get down jairs this minute, juppers ready!!!

If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as “please kill me, you sadistic assholes” and land pretty close

Nooooope. Hmm. How about International Clair Patterson day, or ICP day? Surely there are no negative connotations for ICP in the scientific community

That soundtrack was unreal. One of my first CD purchases as a little dude – got it in the Columbia House 0.99 “deal” lol.

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Imagine having someone on the ship who is addressed as “the captain” without winning the air guitar contest. The arrogance, my god

“Jamie/Rosemary and ‘Lance’ got heavy especially during the last several months”

the shade

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”

After a few seconds it looks like Patrick is moving independently from the background border. Basically he just turns his head towards you and opens his mouth like he’s screaming. A jpeg obviously doesn’t make any sound, lol, but it’s drawn in such a way that we all know what must be done