Great. Half the country gets to watch Pickett vs. Browning while Jax/Houston could be a great one.

Staley: “see, we caused internal bleeding! What more do you want from the defense?”

I’d expect a more colorful announcement from Tomlinson.

“Matt knows, as I do, that you can’t shit worms unless you eat a lot of dirt first….”

I’m too old for this shit; I had to look up which stadium was bought by MetLife.

What are they calling Joe Robbie these days?

It’s ruined a lot of things.

So has fantasy football.

“You might wanna read this Mr. Spanos… yes, I know you’re in the middle of The Very Hungry Caterpillar, but he can wait for a few. This involves money.”

Lions-Bills.

America’s heartwarming lovable losers vying for that long-dreamt-of shot at immortal glory. Hollywood would cream itself.

Only missing the Time Stone.