I’m fasting, but I’ll still eat this like it’s my last meal.

Nice of you to share your gift with everyone. 🤤

Available where? 😏

Jesus fuck, blessed are my eyes.

Would. 🥵

Sensational.

Willing to test to confirm.

I see a comfy spot I could slide into.

Bless all these tiny door dryers.

Not uh… not a selfie.

Good facial though.

I think I’ve got something sturdy to help with. 😉 I’m more than willing to share. People help people, after all.

So unsafe! You need some bracing from the back, clearly. Otherwise you could fall.

A blessing and a curse.

Hole inspection.

Staying balls deep. 😍

I wanna be a tiny James so this can be a Giant Peach I eat. 😍

I’m very willing to try.

The last Pantheon and very specifically Sly from the fourth, can eat 12 Santa-sized bags of dicks. They’re so fucking difficult.

Yum.

I volunteer as tribute!