The internet, no, all of technology was a mistake. We made rocks think using lightning so we could make this?!

Well–well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Huh, come on, you don’t want to spend years learning to be a cmake guru?

Hah that does seem pretty on brand for him

Money.

Not to say that you can just buy a liver if you have enough money, but being rich and famous you get to the top of lists and can afford the private jet to immediately go across continent to get that new liver hardware installed

Yeah, “pancreatic cancer” and “highly treatable” rarely go together. Obviously he was quite private with his health so we’ll never know for sure, but I do recall him needing a liver transplant so it’s safe to assume it had metastaticised quickly and was pretty advanced. But regardless, he was an abusive asshole billionaire, so obligatory “fuck Steve Jobs.”

It is absolutely both

To be fair vscode might be referencing itself here

Fuck yeah, Dawson City!

California Über Alles!

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I like that this one is simple enough that even I, with my very terrible German, can understand it 😃

Nazi punks, fuck off!

PLEASE RETIRE 👏👏 👏👏👏

Whoops! Thanks for the spoiler tip. I’m using the Sync for Lemmy app and used the built-in spoiler tool, which apparently hasn’t been updated from the Reddit version.

What the hell is >!lemon law!<?!

Neat! That address / intersection is a five minute walk from me! Thanks for pointing it out, I wouldn’t have noticed it otherwise (with the ad being so absurd)

I kind of wish I could un-read this article. Holy fuck.

Hah, I don’t find him terribly believable as a heel, he seems too wholesome and cool.

That was such a good match! Now we need Takeshita vs Okada to unify those belts