Well, New England. Take solace in knowing that no matter how bad your game was, Fox’s pregame show is somehow worse.
Well, New England. Take solace in knowing that no matter how bad your game was, Fox’s pregame show is somehow worse.
I would gladly accept Travis Kelce marrying T. Swift and her somehow being shoehorned into every single NFL broadcast until the day he retires (and probably then some), if it meant I never again had to have Gronk and his whole party boy man child schtick shoved down my throat.
Say what you want about this shitty game, but German crowds/game environments are ten times better than UK crowds/game environments.
Every member of the Nick Sirianni coaching tree looks like a former boyband member who had a really wild 20s before finding Jesus and becoming as annoying as Kirk Cameron while they desperately try to revive their dying career by playing “atheist college professor strawman” in God Is Not Dead 7.
Bill Belichick has reached the point in his career where he clearly wants to retire but also knows that his sons are unemployable anywhere else so he feels obligated.
“How would you like to watch something even less entertaining than this game in a place that is trying really hard to turn itself into 1942 Germany? Well have we got news for you!? The Pro Bowl is in Florida this year!”
You know how the Germans have words for common concepts (almost all of which are horrible), that English does not have equivalents to?
After today there will be a German expression for “shitty football game between bottom feeding teams.”
“Punt party.” Even the NFL network’s studio team talking shit on this game 😂
Rob Gronkowski is set to make more money doing “stupid tight end doesn’t understand basic English or concepts” commercials than he did in the NFL.
Belichick: I know these mother fucking announcers have spent half the game speculating about whether I’m getting fired. Time to troll ‘em.
Begging refs for a flag is every bit as soft as flopping in the NBA. I wish the NBA and NFL would do what the NHL did and create a penalty for it.
So, these teams are truly awful.
This makes me wonder….
What is the over/under on the number of times Pat Tillman is mentioned during a studio or in-game broadcast today?
I would say 44……but that seems low.
Frankfurt is credited with being the birth place of Frankfurters.
Pikachu face.
I blame Travis/T.Swift for making the whole family overexposed, but despite being a seemingly sweet woman, I am tired of Mama Kelce.
Anyone here live in or a West Virginia alumni that can illuminate this sub on the proper way to sing Sweet Caroline?
Indy fans — I know that you just hired a coach and everything. But do you drop him to enter the Harbaugh sweepstakes or do you guys not share the same nostalgia toward him as Chicago?
I know we are only being shown the parts of Germany that look like classic Deutschland and there are parts of Germany that look a lot like modern America. But there is not a bit of America outside of artificially created tourist traps that contains even a fraction of that kind of classic beauty.
TBH, we basic.
It’s not just sideline reporters. All those little anecdotes and insights into players minds and motivations that Collinsworth busts out are almost certainly bullshit.
Pro sports has become professional wrestling, just without a predetermined outcome (maybe). The modern sports media’s obsession with “storylines” is killing the way the game is covered.