If multiple people are misunderstanding you, maybe you’re not being very clear…

The people who deserve it are harder to find and rarely in the same place at once.

I read that in carol channing’s voice…

I don’t really know how someone can love their kids, but

Did he? Just because he had a family doesn’t mean he gave a shit about them…

Who?

Only mostly?

Nah. Gremlins. When Kate tells the story of how she found out there’s no Santa Claus…

I was doing that the other day while my wife was watching Ace Ventura… Haven’t seen it in probably 20 years, doesn’t stop me… Your gun is digging into my hip…

Arizona…

I was skinny when I lived in Boston, but blew up like a balloon when I moved to Arizona.

Fuck off. My favorite meal of the day is breakfast. I’ve been doing without it in an attempt to lose weight for 2 years now. Also making it a point to walk on a treadmill at work twice a day. It is measurable fact I eat less now than I did 2 years ago, and am more active, and yet my weight continues to hover around 300 pounds. 5 years ago I quit smoking cold turkey after 20 years, so it’s not like I lack willpower. But go ahead, tell me all about it.

I don’t think he will, because it wouldn’t gain him anything, they’re already forgotten. And yet there will be plenty more to take their place…

So, no change?

I’m told this makes you a lesbian.

I SAID, “HE’S DEAD!!”

Source?

History…

Science does not, but science gets funding from people with political agendas, so it’s not immune.

What you’re talking about boils down to who to trust. Unfortunately, governments are notorious for abusing such trust. I can’t fault anyone who questions the way things are, and why- assuming of course that they are receptive to answers other than “it’s a government conspiracy to control us.” Not that that’s never true, but it’s certainly not always true.

Depends on where & when, but yeah, biggest bank run I ever made was about $10k, enough to have some fun with sure, but not enough to disappear forever with. Certainly not to Japan.

The Fly.

One way or round trip? That makes a big difference…