All jokes aside, I can’t imagine a task more joyless and soul crushing than trying to make a conservative laugh.

What’s the deal with child support?

I agree, but I know it’s such a sensitive topic for some guys that I don’t bring it up.

What kind of sick person likes the food from Hooter’s enough to buy it on Door Dash?

Doctor Scholl’s is one of the companies that drops the pretense that we’re not in a cyberpunk setting and starts selling and installing cyborg feet.

I mean that’s why they fight so hard against actually talking about history. Because then it hollows out what little they can brag about and exposes the privilege they had with the rest.

Yeah. It’s pretty consistent that almost all of the bigots who spout this nonsense don’t care about the piece of media they’re complaining about. Some don’t even know anything about the games/shows/movies they complain about and then complain about wokism when they see a screenshot.

I mean it makes sense why that is. It never was about the love or appreciation about a piece of fiction. If you’re looking at Pokemon as a way to escape black and brown people, you never really cared about Pokemon.

I just hate that these shitheads invade fan communities and drown out valid criticism with their woke agenda.

I think I’m gonna start thinking of the breadtube/faux leftist bullshit as Para-Socialism. It’s weird online drama and I hate that I know about the people involved with this, including The Serfs. I remember Serfs defending V*ush in the past when there were already plenty of reasons not to defend him.

That said, let them fight, and I hope more reactionary grifters posing as leftists tell on themselves.

They Live

The Matrix

Cries in media literacy

But now with fewer limitations on property law and a somehow worsening economic landscape!

It’s bananas to think about how this shit would play out back decades ago.

Nintendo v Sega

A case about how Sonic’s Invincibility power up is an infringement on Mario’s Invincibility power up.

“Your honor, the hedgehog hits a box and becomes invincible while a different song plays over the stage theme. Mario did this eight years ago in 1983.”

This litigious shit is wearing thin on people who are already feeling a financial strain. Entertainment is getting too difficult to purchase and that’ll just mean more piracy and independent forms of entertainment.

Once more realize that these things are ultimately impossible to enforce on everyone, we’ll see a new landscape.

Don’t know if that’ll be in my lifetime, but I’m hoping. I want to see more of those silly crossover fanfic games like they had on Newgrounds, but with the software assets and resources we’ve developed as a society.

Giving them the ability to piecemeal patents is such a bad move. I can’t stand that there are still game company loyalists out there who don’t see anything wrong with this.

Nintendo is spitefully litigious too. They pull videos from YouTube and prevent fan projects that use their assets. They keep IPs (hate the term so much), and would rather let a game series wither or churn out a sanitized remake than let somebody offer an optimal remaster for free because they love a game that much.

Mom: We have harm at home!

The harm at home: