My dog has really impressive recall for his young age and the level of effort I put into training him, when we aren’t on our property. But when I let him out to poop at 5 am it’s like he’s never heard of me.

Can you milk me Faulker!?

I suggest drugs. You get your hole filled spending the money, then again using the drugs. You get double the hole penetration

Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t play basketball politics

I’ll fight against your idiot dad

I found an abandonware do of Risk 2 from 2000. Run great and is just as much fun as when I was a kid. A friend and I are going to try the network interface to play against each other.

Kerosene is far less volatile. Gasoline evaporates more easily.

A cigarette won’t usually light gasoline, if you’re quick and it’s cold enough you can plunge a lit match into gas. Diesel is practically difficult to ignite, I mix it with gasoline for a good, safer firestarter with a longer burn

Ive never had using HDMI prevent me from enjoying pirated media, so Ive always been confused about what sort of drm a TV is looking for.

I always wanted a way to use that jack, still have no clue what it was for

He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

I volunteer for renewed clinical trials of cocaine therapy, where’s the sign up sheet?

Dude I don’t work the soup line simply because I enjoy it and have nothing better to do. Don’t mistake altruism for a lack of need. I do volunteer work because I know that without my effort, more people are going to suffer needlessly. Part of it IS fueled by a smoldering rage that the state is so devoted to helping nobody but the wealthy. Believe me when I say that of I saw no need for my effort I would certainly save myself the trouble.

You’re both idiots arguing on the fucking Internet jfc. Step back and look at that exchange, the both of you.

If you mean the 18year olds enlisted with the military, then yes!

It’s refreshing to find somebody with even an ounce of compassion for those folks, let alone the genuine care you have. Thanks for caring.

The cylinder cannot be harmed

It’s colonies all the way down

Likewise, and I really disagree. Sure urban and suburban areas are like that, but so much more of the country is rural. If you only traveled to cities in 40/50 states I’m sure that’s the impression you might get. But surely some of those states were in the West, and you can’t deny that once you pass the sprawl it’s open range. Same here in Maine minus the open. After Portland communities are very localized, same in New Hampshire, same in Vermont, same in Upstate New York. Now, Maine and Vermont both have anti billboard legislation so that has a big effect but regardless, once you’re off the highway, outside of the East Coast megalopolis, things get real sparce real quick. I would argue that semi remote quasi wilderness is significantly more common in the US by population/land area than all but a few similarly sized countries, like Russia, Canada, and Australia.

Edit: let’s call “semi remote quasi wilderness” anything 5 miles or more from road access.

It absolutely isn’t and all that comment shows is ignorance about rural America