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Cake day: April 28th, 2024

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  • First they came for low rise jeans, and I did not speak out—because I’m more of a breast man than an ass man

    Then they came for the mini-skirts, and I did not speak out—because I don’t wear skirts myself

    Then they came for the bikini, and I did not speak out—because the corner of the globe I live in has 3 distinct seasons, and I don’t currently live near the shore

    Then they kicked in the door while I was showering, and hauled me off to prison—and there was no one left to speak for me, or practicioners of nudity more generally