Yeah, and since the ones who are retired now are all in on the people bankrupting the future, I say fuck them entirely

I had to make sure I wasn’t in Nottheonion. Republicans, good job enabling this ridiculousness.

So…can we who will surely never see a dime STOP PAYING INTO IT? What a fucking fleece.

Thank goodness we defunded food quality safety checks

So how many times does Trump need to metaphorically bend over and take it up the ass from Putin and Netanyahu before we’re allowed to immortalize it in realistic illustration?

Honestly, I don’t care. Fuck those people and fuck Israel.

I believe Russia and Israel are currently enjoying joint custody of the US, though Israel has the majority of custodial rights.

If there’s a God, motherfucker better damn some fucking Israelies.

Well, fuck us. there no way television news can be trusted and absolutely no way most social media sites can be trusted. How quickly the information age destroyed information.

Oh yeah, so glad Israel is standing up for the world with its religious insanity and genocide.

My mom will so excitedly tell me all about her billions in app slot machines

I’d say our shared common problem is Russian infiltration of our social spaces

Oh, it’s called the State Defense Force. Different from the national guard. And can’t be federalized.

Wait, Trump called in California’s national guard or Trump federalized California’s state guard? Because I was under the impression he couldn’t do the latter

Fool

Then stop doing it

I mean, I’d just assume Trump is your king. Tell me you’re working on your takedown of the oppressive regime and I’ll correct my take.

Pretty sure we need them to protect us from you and your king.

No, I was actually calling the pretend anti-oppression ammosexuals fascist dicksuck pro-Russia non-patriots.

Lol they’re not doing a whole hell of a lot right now except supporting it, huh comrade?