Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

New Balance do wide fit, but they’re expensive to buy from their website and hard to find elsewhere. I usually keep an eye on Amazon and pick up a pair whenever they’re cheap

Obviously it’s stupid compared to metric but it’s no worse than the rest of imperial, it’s not all 12 based. There’s 16 or 20 oz in a pint depending on UK or US. 8 pints in a gallon. 3 yards in a foot. It’s all stupid.

What’s wrong with stone?

Hey I said most

And most people don’t wanna watch

Yeah it’s definitely due to phones, I was only joking about millenials. Seems like something the news would say.

A stranger asked me for the time a few weeks ago and I realised it was the first time in 10+ years. It just doesn’t happen anymore. Another thing ruined by millennials

Are you saying contractions are contrarian nonsense?

I think he’s struggling with the “purpose” part, that’s why he’s so busy being a dipshit

“I disagree because I have a child so I do have to have a bigger car,” she says. “My mother is really old. If she needs a GP appointment or dentist, I have to take her."

Can’t take granny to the dentist in a normal car. Has to be a 3 ton behemoth.

Perhap’s

Run towards him maybe. Dude’s living the dream, you could be sharing those lunchables

If crabs came from animals, why are there still animals?

Nature: “Give it time.”

Nobody says rent free anymore

I get it a lot, I’m guessing from randomly trying usernames

I’m German (via my great-great-great-grandmother) so things like that don’t bother me

You’ll face some stiff competition

Pay for your own food you bum

How is it still expected for men to pay in this day and age. When I’m on a date I’m looking for an equal partner, not a dependent.