Ping a bunch of different known locations and extrapolate a rough location through response times, then use voip to call the coast guard that presides over that area and coordinate rescue using their knowledge of the area while I ping servers in a smaller and smaller geo region to attempt to narrow the search
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RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•"Why yes! It all started three weeks ago..."English
15·8 days agoI love that spell idea I’m stealing it
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General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Moth is right thereEnglish
3·13 days agoOh are we back to the moth memes?
Yeah, that’s what I read too. Floor pissing is mandatory here, guys.
Yeah, the giant cloud of pollution choking your people is entirely a coincidence what the fuck guys
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World News@lemmy.world•H-1B visa changes may give Canada an opportunity. Will it seize it?English
61·2 months agoIn addition to new construction, “council housing” like England did before thatcher to force competition in the rental market would do wonders on the non-ownership side of housing
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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootingsEnglish
7·2 months agoIt would help if we stopped treating the drinking water by shooting the bacteria out of it
Nothing. They’re saying it was okay for him to say those things that for others would be considered hate speech because he was white.
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World News@lemmy.world•Fading Labubu frenzy wipes $16.7 billion from Pop Mart sharesEnglish
15·2 months agoNo, they’ve been huge on tiktok for months. Whether or not they are being used for satanic rituals is up for argument
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•i love ai in my offline foss softwares that are still in betaEnglish
20·2 months agoOnly if you can predict when it will pop
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World News@lemmy.world•New Banksy mural appears at Royal Courts of JusticeEnglish
281·2 months agoYes, because prosecuting people for being political dissidents doing nothing other than holding a sign is always right and just.
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Technology@lemmy.world•New report blames Phison's pre-release firmware for SSD failures — not Microsoft’s August patch for WindowsEnglish
101·2 months agoA random facebook admin says it was verified by Phison engineers, it doesn’t sound like the reporter actually spoke to anyone from Phison
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Bird-Watching and Ornithology@slrpnk.net•How to tell Crows from RavensEnglish
4·2 months agoDepends how fast they’re trying to go. If they gotta move quicker on the ground my city crows like to hop a lot
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Spilled a whole cup of coffee on my keyboard and managed to save itEnglish
4·2 months agoI’ve saved a few keyboards that something like this has happened to. Immediately unplugging followed by methodically drying at all piece by piece and then leaving it overnight to completely dry and it’ll be good to go
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[Dormant] moved to [email protected]@lemmy.world•Open battle between striking teamsters armed with pipes and the police in the streets. Minneapolis general strike of 1934.English
18·2 months agoAnd now the Teamsters side with the ruling class. How times have changed.
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[Dormant] moved to [email protected]@lemmy.world•Ra-Ra-RasputinEnglish
54·3 months agoDuring the time of Tsar Nicholas II, aspirin was the new hot thing so they were giving it to anybody for anything. It was not well understood yet that it worsened hemophilia. There were several times that the Tsar’s son was worsening, they cabled Rasputin, and he said something along the lines of “Don’t let any of the doctor’s near him and let the boy alone” and he improved. The going theory is that they were giving him aspirin and when he told them to leave him be that also stopped, removing the thing making him worse.
Yeah, but they do still learn that from somewhere. They don’t come out of the womb with derision for fat people, it’s very much cultural.







Thanks for that, I had totally forgotten about this story!