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  • Google is very upset that a lot of the public don’t really like AI. You might think this was because of AI slop and explicit threats to their jobs, but Google is pretty sure it’s because people saw the Terminator films.

    Okay, quick sidenote: I wouldn’t be shocked if people looked at the Terminator in a different light after this bubble.

    On the one hand, the basic idea of “AI turns sentient and kills us all” is pretty laughable in a cultural zeitgeist where “AI” means “plagiarism-fueled lying machine” or “plagiarism-fueled mediocrity generator” or “plagiarism-fueled atrocity machine” (okay, maybe not that last one). The general themes of “man vs machine” will likely shine through all the brighter, though - especially given how the AI systems involved in this bubble function explicitly through stealing the work of human authors, artists, and other such creatives, and exclusively through stealing said human creatives’ work (ingesting AI slop slowly destroys AI systems, and everyone who works in AI rejects giving artists a fair shake out of principle).

    On the other hand, the fact that AI has nonetheless still caused unimaginable damage to humanity (the environmental damage, the slop-nami, the fully-automatic worker abuse and enshittification, et cetera) might make the films feel oddly prescient, as it (plus the last 20-ish years of corporate malevolence) have made it clear that there are a lot of businessmen out there who would actively and willingly ruin the entire fucking world and potentially kill all of humanity if the alternative was “I, and I specifically, don’t make all of the money ever”.

    And on the gripping hand, the likes of OpenAI and friends actively pushing AI Doomtm to criti-hype their way into raising more money could paint Cyberdyne’s existence in a much different light - with the breathless hype about AGI/superintelligence that Altman and Friends have put out, the general message they’ve been putting out is basically “We are actively trying to create the Torment Nexus from the hit sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus, because, uh, reasons. Please give us all of the money and ruin the world for our benefit and our benefit alone, otherwise we won’t be able to make the Torment Nexus from the hit sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus”.














  • Calling it now: it will be a huge flop. Just like the Humane Pin and that Rabbit thing. Only the size of the marketing campaign, and maybe its endurance due to greater funding, will make it last a little longer.

    My money’s on OpenAI’s Gadgettm getting immediately compared to both of them as well, either by reviewers giving their (presumably negative) opinions on the product, or from people looking to dunk on OpenAI, if not AI as a whole.

    The open question is: will the tech press react with ridicule, like it did for the Humane Pin? Or will we have to endure excruciating months of critihype?

    On the one hand, OpenAI’s reality distortion field has managed to hold strong up until now, and its difficult to see the tech press recognising OpenAI’s Gadgettm to be just the Rabbit R1/Humane Pin with a fresh coat of paint.

    On the other hand, the Rabbit R1 and Humane Pin are industry laughingstocks whose names are synonymous with “godawful AI product” in the public consciousness, and who basically killed the concept of such an AI Gadgettm in its crib - OpenAI could very well set themselves up to get relentlessly mocked for believing people wanted an AI Gadgettm at all.