How else would they justify their existence?

That’s probably a good thing, don’t want to be ground zero for another round of food poisoning.

Think it comes down to how it’s prepared, I love me some raw broccoli with some vegi dip, or roasted with some light oil and s/p. When I grew up I only had it offered steamed or boiled and it was awful.

Not just once, twice. I try not to think about it because it’s enraging.

10+$ for a mostly rice burrito? hard pass

Unfortunately the cost of an energy drink at least around here is nearly the cost of a large gas station coffee ~2.50$. and that’s for shit gas station coffee, if you go to like Starbucks you will pay double that easily.

Was referring to this sort of bullshit. https://www.xfinity.com/hub/smart-home/wifi-motion

Fishing

Wait till you find out what your wifi can do.

You can get into a lotta places wearing a hard hat and reflective vest while carrying a ladder.

When she gives you a hug so big you…

Wait until your smart TV starts playing adds every 10min no matter what your watching, or even if the TV is “turned off”

I went vegetarian a couple years ago. Those substitutes made the transition a lot easier. Theres something about the flavor profile and texture thats familiar and enjoyable. The quality of meat alternatives has gotten a lot better over the last few years.

Chuds wearing sneakers.

Whew, I thought it was another Idiocracy line.

For reference that’s like 1.5 times the speed of sound at sea level.

Tell that to shinzo abe

I keep hearing center left, but that liberal nightmare is more of a center right party

Champaign stocks are going to go through the roof. Get in early.

Sometimes I wish I could be blissfully ignorant of the world around me.