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Cake day: October 26th, 2023

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  • 11-3 last week, bringing me to 87-63 on the season so far.
    On to week 11.
    Predicted winners in BOLD.
    Here.
    We.
    GO!

    Thursday
    CIN @ BAL - Thursday night games are usually a shit-show, however considering the teams playing this week, we have the potential for a great game. Having said that, I’m sure I just jinxed it. Sorry in advance.

    Sunday
    DAL @ CAR - I mean… c’mon. I’d be more than happy to be proven wrong, Panthers.

    PIT @ CLE - Seems like these are always tough matchups. However, a lot seems to have changed with the Browns since week two.

    CHI @ DET - Bears will put up a fight, but the Lions are just having one of those years, man.

    LAC @ GB - Both of these teams kinda look like a hot mess right now, so the Pack at home, I guess?

    AZ @ HOU - So, I guess Kyler Murray is back? Like most, I’m sure, I did not see the Cards winning against the Falcons last week. Houston seems to be on a tear after just handing a beating down to the Bengals in week 10.

    TEN @ JAX - Alright, Titans. I’m giving you one more chance…

    LV @ MIA - Dolphins are coming off their bye, and the Raiders are pretty banged up.

    NYG @ WA - The last time I was this confident in a Commanders win, they got their asses handed to them by the Bears. I don’t think it’ll happen twice, but it is in the back of my mind.

    TB @ SF - Alright, Bucs. You have one job. I picked the Niners to win this, but I’m rootin’ for you.

    NYJ @ BUF - If this were the Sunday Night game, I might pick differently, because nationally televised games seem to be when the weird shit goes down.

    SEA @ LAR - The Rams are always a tough opponent for the Seahawks. We could have a 17-0 season and still lose to the Rams twice. It’s weird, but McVay will find a way. I am confident though that this time will be different. Because I’m a delusional homer.

    MIN @ DEN - I’m all aboard for the Dobbs Hype Train. Choo choo, mutherfuckers.

    Monday
    PHI @ KC - Both teams comin’ off their byes, so I’m sure both will forget how to football, and what should be a good game will be a surprising disaster.

    BYES: ATL, IND, NE & NO


  • LOL… I’m so bad at this.
    7-7 last week, bringing me to 76-60 on the season.
    Whatever, on to week 10.

    Thursday
    CAR @ CHI - Shit, man. What do I know? This game is either going to be awesome, or so bad it’s good.

    Sunday
    IND @ NE - Jesus, watching the Patriots fall has been a bit of a trip that I’m still not used to.

    CLE @ BAL - It’s easy to pick the Ravens here given the tear they have been on in recent weeks, even if two of those wins were against the Seahawks and Cardinals. The Browns are not going to be pushovers by any means, and I can see them squeaking out a win, but I think the Ravens have the edge.

    HOU @ CIN - Underdog pick of the week, of the century!

    SF @ JAX - Two weeks ago I predicted that the Niners wouldn’t drop three in a row before losing to the Bengals. This week, I predict they won’t drop four in a row coming off their bye. But I’ll be glad to be wrong.

    NO @ MIN - The Saints have been too unpredictable for me to pick with any confidence, so I guess I’m all aboard the Dobbs hype train. Choo choo!

    GB @ PIT - The Steelers have just looked like the better team this season.

    TEN @ TB - Titans seem to have found their QB.

    ATL @ AZ - I don’t know what the problem is with the Cards, but I don’t think it was Josh Dobbs.

    DET @ LAC - In spite of their win on Monday night, the Chargers haven’t looked real sharp this season, and the Lions are coming off their bye.

    NYG @ DAL - The Cowboys should have this one, but you know, Cowboys.

    WA @ SEA - The Seahawks should have this one, but you know, Seahawks.

    NYJ @ LV - If the Jets can figure out their O-Line issues, they could get a win here. The Raiders on the other hand seem to have figured out their coaching issues.

    Monday
    DEN @ BUF - As rough as the Bills have looked in recent weeks, the Broncos have looked worse. But damn, not by much. The Broncos winning here wouldn’t be the most surprising thing for me.

    Byes: KC, LAR, MIA, PHI