• Mallard@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Gosh, there are so many punchlines that would work better than this, that don’t judge others or insult a group for no reason.

    “And I don’t recycle”

    “And I don’t flush public toilets”

    “And I don’t share chocolates at the staff Christmas party.”

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      1 year ago

      Just heads up, mallards rape other ducks and fuck dead ducks so if you’re going to be oddly prudish about Nickleback hatred you should check your own username first.

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        1 year ago

        It’s also a Choo-Choo that goes well fast, though!

        🚂

        And prudishness specifically refers to sexual matters, right? You must like Nickelback in a different kind of way, I guess.