• Gabe Bell@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      (grin) If the story doesn’t mention it then I assume it’s not a part of the deal.

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        1 year ago

        At best you’re going to be stuck with someone that’s pissed you killed her cat. Even if she sticks to the deal she’s going to make your life miserable. And if she is the cat …

        If you can’t charm her: tranquilizer dart gun. Then a romantic getaway at your hidden base that’s also an active volcano. Apologize for your crude methods, but justify them. Point out how horrible those other men were, in fact how horrible humanity is as a whole. “We’re not so different, you and I”, etc.

        Wine and dine her while you explain your plan for world domination. You want the hot shapeshifter on your side – don’t screw it up.