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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A pony walked into the doctor's office and the doctor said " Why the long face?" The pony said "Well, I'm a little hoarse."

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A pony walked into the doctor's office and the doctor said " Why the long face?" The pony said "Well, I'm a little hoarse."

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    that’s so old it farts dust

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      1 year ago

      Counter-point: today, I fully got this joke for the first time thanks to seeing it literally spelled out for me.

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      Lol, so am I!

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