TMWNN@alien.topB to NFL@nfl.communityEnglish · 10 months ago'Completely out of reach': Why Bernhard Raimann playing for Colts in Germany is impossiblewww.indystar.comexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareNoRun1294@alien.topBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoThis headline was written in the style of the doctor from Arrested Development. Headline: “They did all we could to save him.” Article: And they did.
minus-squareQuirky-Lawyer-3409@alien.topBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months ago“It looks like he’s dead.” “Wait a minute. Is he actually dead or just looks like it.” “Just looks like it. He’s got blue paint on him or something.”
minus-squareFlat_News_2000@alien.topBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months ago“Your brother is all right.” “Oh thank god…” “A seal bit off his left hand, so he’s all right now.” “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
This headline was written in the style of the doctor from Arrested Development.
Headline: “They did all we could to save him.”
Article: And they did.
“It looks like he’s dead.”
“Wait a minute. Is he actually dead or just looks like it.”
“Just looks like it. He’s got blue paint on him or something.”
“Your brother is all right.”
“Oh thank god…”
“A seal bit off his left hand, so he’s all right now.”
“YOU SON OF A BITCH”